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Candidate vows to batter Lib Dem Leader Tim Farron in the General Election dressed as a FISH FINGER

Lynsey_ADMIN_Lynsey_ADMIN_ Administrator

A CANDIDATE dressed as a fish finger has vowed to take on beleaguered Liberal Democrat leader Tim Farron in the General Election after a crowdfunding website successfully reached the deposit target.

A social internet poll reportedly found that people would trust a fish finger ahead of Mr Farron to govern the country.

Alongside an outrageous outfit, the Parliamentary candidate has vowed to change his name by deed poll to Mr Fish Finger.

The statement on the crowdfunding website said: “We must raise £500 to pay the deposit for Mr Fish Finger to run for MP for Westmorland and Lonsdale.

“This seat has been held since 2005 by Tim Farron, who lost to a fish finger - by a margin of around 99 per cent - in a poll of over 1,000 people, when asked Who would you trust to lead you more?.

“Mr Fish Finger will conduct any related business dressed as a fish finger.”
 
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/793549/General-Election-Tim-Farron-Liberal-democrats-Theresa-May-fishfinger


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“The darkest places in hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in times of moral crisis.”
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  • Lynsey_ADMIN_Lynsey_ADMIN_ Administrator

    ‘Fish finger’ stands for election against Lib Dem leader Tim Farron


    Pranksters have raised over £1,300 (US$1,667) to run a breaded finger of cod against Liberal Democrat leader Tim Farron at the upcoming general election on June 8.

    Candidates standing for election in the UK must pay a deposit of £500, which is kept by the Treasury if the individual fails to get five percent of the constituency vote.

    In his crowdfunding page, the candidate, who goes by the name Mr. Fish Finger, vowed to “knock Tim Farron off his perch and put him in his plaice.”

    It is believed the candidate for the Westmorland and Lonsdale seat in Cumbria will attend all campaigning events dressed as a fish finger.

    “Any funds raised above £500 will ensure that Mr. Finger looks dashing as he embarks on his new career,” a statement on the crowdfunding website added.

    https://www.rt.com/uk/385433-fish-finger-tim-farron/



    "Before you embark on a Journey of Revenge, Dig Two Graves" Confucius (504 bc)
    “The darkest places in hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in times of moral crisis.”
    "If angry, count to ten. This will give you time to find a weapon." - Will Spencer
  • Matt_ADMIN_Matt_ADMIN_ Administrator
    As a fan of fish fingers, it already has my vote
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    "...Say, 'GOD is sufficient for me.' In Him the trusters shall trust." (Quran 39:38)
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