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Candidate vows to batter Lib Dem Leader Tim Farron in the General Election dressed as a FISH FINGER
A CANDIDATE dressed as a fish finger has vowed to take on beleaguered Liberal Democrat leader Tim Farron in the General Election after a crowdfunding website successfully reached the deposit target.
A social internet poll reportedly found that people would trust a fish finger ahead of Mr Farron to govern the country.Alongside an outrageous outfit, the Parliamentary candidate has vowed to change his name by deed poll to Mr Fish Finger.
The statement on the crowdfunding website said: “We must raise £500 to pay the deposit for Mr Fish Finger to run for MP for Westmorland and Lonsdale.“This seat has been held since 2005 by Tim Farron, who lost to a fish finger - by a margin of around 99 per cent - in a poll of over 1,000 people, when asked Who would you trust to lead you more?.
“Mr Fish Finger will conduct any related business dressed as a fish finger.”
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