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Daily Mail Sensationalist Headline Generator

Daily Mail-o-matic

It’s that simple – this gives you a new Daily Mail headline every time you click the button. Guaranteed not to give you cancer or affect your house prices.

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/



Comments

  • The first five Daily Mail-style headlines generated for me:

    1.  WILL THE UNEMPLOYED GIVE BRITAIN'S SWANS SWINE FLU?

    2.  WILL THE HUMAN RIGHTS ACT STEAL FROM COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY?

    3.  COULD BRUSSELS BUREAUCRATS BURGLE HOMEOWNERS?

    4.  ARE CYCLISTS BURGLING THE BRITISH PEOPLE?

    5.  ARE LESBIANS MAKING THE QUEEN IMPOTENT?
  • Post your own!

    It's generally agreed-upon that the Daily Mail is an absolutely terrible source for real news, but it's certainly a reliable source for entertainment.

    Bonus:

    6.  COULD FACEBOOK KILL PENSIONERS?
  • Matt_ADMIN_Matt_ADMIN_ Administrator
    "HAVE THE GERMANS INFECTED COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY WITH AIDS?"
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    "...Say, 'GOD is sufficient for me.' In Him the trusters shall trust." (Quran 39:38)
  • "HAVE THE GERMANS INFECTED COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY WITH AIDS?"
    If you believe the conspiracy theories about Nazi biological warfare experiments in Africa, then yes - yes they have.
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